“I’ve got a really tight pussy”………….we have just been waiting for it to come in.

This morning I was at the letter box, waiting for my porn and nickers delivery. Well my jocks turned up; the porn didn’t, but my amex bill did and lo and behold I have been billed for the porn: $97.00……….. Ok so I bulk buy.
I spent the day speculating and finishing the tiling on the [...]

Naked in the street.

I woke in the middle of the night a little anxious, so I got out of bed and read some online porn for an hour or two…. I have noticed a trend recently where everyone does a disclaimer that says something along the line that…’this is a work of fiction… email me and let me [...]